Sitater - Sitater

[megan]

De vinner jo, men jeg tror Rowling har sagt et eller annet sted at Arthur ikke blir statsminister. Jeg trodde hun hadde sagt det på siden sin, men jeg finner det ikke ....men er overbevist om at hun har sagt noe i den duren. Dessuten var det jo etter OotP at all spekulasjonen om hvem som skulle bli ny magiminister var. Rufus Scrimgeour kommer nok til å forsette å være Magiminister i DH også. Det er jo ingen ting som tyder på noe annet.

Sitat:Do you remember me telling you we are practising non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes sir."
"Ther is no need to call me sir, professor."
-Harry and Snape, HBP.

Helt enig!! Dette sitatet er helt genialt!!

[Ceza]

"You'd think people had better things to gossip about, " said Ginny, as she sat on the common room floor, leaning agaisnt Harry's legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a hippogriff tatooed across your chest."
[...] "I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny. "Much more macho."
"Thanks," said Harry grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron's got?"
"A Pygmy Puff, but i didn't say where"

Latterlig, ler hver eneste gang jeg leser dette!!

[hermine wiltersen]

En av mine favoritter, alt Lee Jordan sier er genialt:

That's two Gryffindors down, not counting a Gryffindor ghost, one Ravenclaw, and one Hufflepuff. Haven't any of the teachers noticed that the Slytherins are all safe? Isn't it obvious all this stuff's coming from Slytherin? The Heir of Slytherin, the monster of Slytherin - why don't they just chuck all the Slytherins out?

Lee Jordan.

[Telonius Parker]

[color=#C9A247]Sirius: Did you like quetion ten moony?
Remus: Loved it, give five signes that Identify the werwolf, excellent question.
James: Did you think you managed to get all the signs?
Remus: Think I did, one: he's sitting on my chair. Two: he's wearing my clothes. Three: He's name is Remus Lupin.


DEN ER MORSOM!

Men noen av mine favoritter er:

"Hang on..." Harry muttered to Ron. "There's an empty chair at the staff table.... Where's Snape?"
"Maybe he's ill!" said Ron hopefully.
"Maybe he's left," said Harry, 'because he missed out on the Defense Against the Dark Arts job again!"
"Or he might have been sacked!" said Ron enthusiastically. "I mean, everyone hates him --"
"Or maybe," said a very cold voice right behind them, "he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."
Harry spun around. There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape. He was a thin man with sallow skin, a hooked nose and greasy, shoulder-length black hair, and at this moment, he was smiling in a way that told Harry he and Ron were in very deep trouble.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."


"Give me a reason," he whispered. "Give me a reason to do it, and I swear I will."
Black stopped dead. It would have been impossible to say which face showed more hatred.

Fudge: "Ah well, Snape ... Harry Potter, you know ... we've all got a bit of a blind spot where he's concerned."
Snape: "And yet -- is it good for him to be given so much special treatment? Personally, I try and treat him like any other student."

(Særlig, Slur/Snape hater jo Harry!)

Mad Eye' Moody: "'Course Dumbledore trusts you," growled Moody. "He's a trusting man, isn't he? Believes in second chances. But me -- I say there are spots that don't come off, Snape. Spots that never come off, d' you know what I mean?"


"You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world is impressed with you," Snape went on, so quietly that no one else could hear him, "but I don't care how many times your picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to be beneath him."


Sirius: "Ever since I found out Snape was teaching here, I

[Nagini]

De fleste av de dere har sagt her , er virkelig geniale, men neimen om jeg gidder å skrive alle om igjen : p


"Trurer De meg, min herre?" sa han (Wiktor) så høyt at forbipasserende faktisk snudde seg og glodde.
"Ja, nettopp" sa Bister og virket ganske fornøyd med at onkel Wiktor hadde fattet poenget så fort.
"Ser jeg ut som en mann som lar seg true?" bjeffet onkel Wiktor.
"Vel..." sa Bister og skjøv bowlerhatten tilbake, så det roterende øyne kom til syne. (...) "Mjo, jeg må se at det er det gjør De, Dumling."
Bister og Wiktor, OotP

"Fordi hun gråt" fortsatte Harry tungt.
"Å-" sa Ronny og smilet famlet litt. "Er du så elendig til å kysse?"
"Vet ikke," sa Harry, som ikke hadde tenkt på akkurat det og straks ble ganske urolig. "Ja, kanskje det."

Og den der der Ron sier at Harry kommer til å spist opp av en marsmellows, men finner den ikke igjen

[Voldi]

"...so you're going to suffer, but be very happy..." - Harry Potter